Jokes For The Day

I am extremely happy today but I know somebody out there might feeling sad@down. This entry is made purposely for you....

Warning: 

Don't mind the grammatical errors ok.hehhehe.....

SI BUNGU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Si Bungu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Si Bungu : ... EVERY YEAR

SI BUNGU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked Si Bungu in an interview... .
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Si Bungu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X


SI BUNGU & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Si Bungu whether there are any great man born in his village or not .. 
Si Bungu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here .. "

SI BUNGU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Si Bungu was doing experiment with cockroach. 
First, he cut its one leg and told it to WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut its second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. 
Then cut the third leg and did the same. 
At last he cut its fourth leg and asked it to walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Si Bungu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
Si Bungu become a saint! Wahahahhah....



SI BUNGU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Si Bungu asked his wife: Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Si Bungu : In London , a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?". . that ' s why ..
Wife : [SHOCKED]


SI BUNGU & DRIVER
When Si Bungu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted mirror.
Si Bungu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ? Sit back. I will drive.

SI BUNGU GOES TO HOTEL
Si Bungu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Si Bungu pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN "

SI BUNGU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART ni..
Interviewer : Just imagine you in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ?
Si Bungu : It ' s simple.. I will just stop my imagination ... :) 

Oh My .. i forgot something my frens .. the funniest part .. don't miss this:

On a political rally Si Bungu was arrested. Why????????????
Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" on her right chest .... and he did it !


Hope these jokes made your day ok....:)

p/s: 

Memang bungu ooo orang ni...Wahahahahhah