5 Most Beautiful Eyes

Results of the People's Magazine vote for the most Beautiful Eyes 2011

If you asked me, I would say I like the third one..
Layan....

The 5th prize goes to Giada DeLaurentiis

 The 4th prize goes to Charlize Theron

 The 3th prize goes to Kristin Kreuk

 The 2nd prize goes to Angelina Jolie

And the winner is.....

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p/s:

Ok..ok.. I know some of you are feeling like wanna kill me now. Hahaha...

Just another relief for your burden today.. 

Have a sound sleep tonight..:)

Differences Between A Wife & A Girlfriend

Tut..tutttt.... Just got back home. Lepas took bath memang lega but got to go to Seksyen 18 for some errands afterwards. Ole-ole Shopping Center, wait for me. Haaa...today's Wednesday and I'm so ready for a movie tonight. Stealing a little bit of my time just to share with you guys about something that catches my mind. Refer post title okey...Here we go...

Do you agree guys?? Haha..okey2 this is not the only thing that i wanna share actually. scroll down for more k...

Some people say:

Wife is a  HARIMAU ...............






 

Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAHU 

And some say:

Wife is like TV, Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)

At home watch TV, Go out bring HP.

No money sell  TV. Got money change HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP.

TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated. 

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old but HP is cute,  slim, curvy and very portable at any time. 

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding.

Most Important, TV got remote but HP don't have.

                 

Got confused of which one to choose better?

Read some more:

TV do not have virus but HP have VIRUS......

Once get it,  HABIS LAH.

So better choose TV lah....

Waahhahahahahha.... 

Ok serious part. Does any of you have even had the idea why few husbands tend to have girlfriend@girlfriends outside? To be exact...special girlfriend@mistress? Bored maybe kan.... Just a thought xda kena mengena dengan yang hidup ataupun yang mati.

Cheers my frens!!!!!
p/s:
To husbands who happen to have someone outside, shame on you. You should talk to your wife no matter what that is that bother you. You should be more responsible. After all, you are the leader of the family... How do you even teach your kids about morale when you are the one who should learn some. Remember your vow man... 

What Will You Do If Your Office Had This Kind of Memo?

Just for laugh.... Frankly speaking, I just need some clear air after struggling with work loads today.... Keep on reading and share me your thought ok...ngee...

To all Employees:
Effective September 2011

Dress Code
1. 
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If, we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.

2.
If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better,so
that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a payraise.

3.
If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be andtherefore you do not need a pay raise.

Sick Days

We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.





Holiday Days
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called
Saturday & Sunday.

Compassionate Leave
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements.

In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral
should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Toilet Use
1. 
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a
strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.

2. 
At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper
roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.

3. 
After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company
notice board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category.

4. 
Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the
company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break
1. 
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
2. 
Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to
maintain their average figure.

3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time
needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of %$#@& and we are here to provide a positive employment
experience.



As for me... I will probably punch the boss on the face and walk away laughing... wahahahha.. sama2 sot [look for the meaning of this word here]